Old men beware
If you have hair
Growing on your chin,
To not forget to
Groom And comb
And keep it nice and trim.
For If it's long and scraggly,
And perhaps a little waggly,
The beard grabbers will grab it grabbily
Holding tightly swinging swaggily
Back and forth laughing laughily
Launching through the air so gladly
Flying flipping tumbling madly,
Then running rowdily 'round your chin
They'll grab onto your beard again.