This couch just ate my little brother--
Swallowed him up whole.
I heard a gurgling, gulping sound.
Oh what a way to go!
He used to play with all my toys.
He used to make a lot of noise.
He pulled my hair and threw a fit.
He took my dolls and drooled and spit.
This couch just ate my little brother.
What a tragedy.
He must not have known how dangerous
A hungry couch can be.
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