PEANUT BUTTER MAGIC
Peanut butter stops a squeaky
wagon wheel from squeaking
Peanut butter stops a rusty
water pail from leaking
Peanut butter works real nice
At catching little furry mice
And getting gum unstuck from hair
And baking cookies for the fair
And making other people stare
(When you wear it on your nose).
And gluing broken wooden toys
And bribing other girls and boys
And stopping angry barking dogs
From making to much noise.
Then if there is any left,
The best thing you can do is spread
A great big glob of peanut butter
On a slice of homemade bread
And eat a peanut butter sandwich.
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