There is a sneaky pickpocket
Picking pockets in Pilfery Park.
You’ll never see him coming.
He’ll snatch your pockets in the dark.
He won’t just take the things inside,
Like your wallet, keys, or locket.
He uses little scissors and
Takes the whole darn pocket.
So when you go and reach into it
To get your coins to spend,
Your hand will just go right on through it
And out the other end.
Jackie-o is Happy-o
Except on Halloween,
When other children tease him
And treat him cruel and mean.
They smash him
They bash him
They blow his candle out.
They point their fingers at his face,
They laugh and scream and shout.
They stuff their wrappers in his ears,
And roll him down the street.
That’s why he’s always hiding
When you go trick or treat.