Where, oh where, is the long golden hair
Of beautiful Letty LeFlair?
It was there after breakfast this morning
When she nibbled on eggs and toast.
It was there after midday lunch
When she gobbled potatoes and roast.
But when she dined this evening
Something went terribly wrong,
For after dear Letty
Slurped up her spaghetti,
Her hair was mysteriously gone.